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Won't You Help me Dr. Phil?

THE FIRST VERSE OF THIS SONG IS ALSO THE CHORUS.

Oh won't you help me Dr. Phil?
My wife says that I'm over the hill.
She thinks I could still give her a thrill,
if I take that blue Viagara pill.
Oh tell me what to do Dr. Phil !!!

Each afternoon she takes her cup of tea,
and goes to watch your show on our TV.
he says it's relaxing, and it's free.
But I think she's doing research to use on me.

Chorus:

Each afternoon, she has to watch your show.
She says theres lots of things she needs to know.
In fact, she'd like to get me on your show, 
if it would'nt cost her a pile of dough.

Chorus:

At night when we go off to bed.
She jumps in first and covers up her head.
She lies so still you'd think that she was dead.
I wonder, was it something that I said?

Chorus:

Now tell me truly Dr. Phil.
If I take that blue Viagara pill?
will my wife get her much needed thrill?
Will I once again be king of the hill.

Oh tell me, tell me, tell me Dr. Phil.