Album: I’m Not Crazy About Her Anymore 1st Stanza Well I’m not crazy about her anymore I’m finally able to get up and close that door I gave it my all and my heart I did pour She cared a lot for me but really not much more 2nd Stanza When I first saw her it was love at first sight I said this can’t be real no it just isn’t right I must be at a theatre and it’s a Friday night I must be watching that movie Love At First Bite Cuz it bit me in the tail and I certainly fell My heart was thumping hard my head was ringing like a bell I was swept up like a house in a wind stormed gale Drove up to me fast and furious like next day UPS mail 3rd Stanza Well she sashayed right by me at a steady pace My lips were stuck together with Elmer’s paste Got my pen out didn’t want to be slow out the gate Couldn’t mess around cuz you know that haste makes waste 4th Stanza I thank the lord cuz she worked in the place where I was training And all through the day my neck it was a straining To get a glimpse of her it was no containing My love for her and it came down on me like it was raining Well she got up from her desk walked away to take a break I put the note on her desk before it was too late The next day she said hello and I thought yeah this is great I said I’d like to get to know you want to be your soul mate 5th Stanza She said she’d been through some thangs that just went so bad And I could see in her eyes that she was very sad I said we’ll take it slow I want to make you glad That you met me baby I’m not a bad lad 6th Stanza Well after some time I began to see a trend Her hear t was still broken and it would not mend I told her many times I loved her but she would not bend She said I don’t love you but I will always be your friend Well I finally gave up and we drifted away But I still loved her to forget her would take more than a day But that’s how love is sometime it just doesn’t pay If it’s just not there there’s no reason to stay Brief Instrumental bridge 7th Two years past and I saw her on that Facebook thang Sent her a message thought I was smooth and Kool and The Gang I said it’s been a while can I give you a rang She sent me her number and I began to sang 8th Stsnza Well hello darling it’s been a long long time I still care about you is everything fine She said she had gotten married it kind of blew my mind Cuz I tried so very hard to make her mine Well we set up a meeting, she gave me a great big hug Said she married this guy who turned out to be a thug She’s no longer married feels like a dirty rug That’s been stepped on often now she’s just looking for a bud 9th Stanza So I’m not crazy about her anymore I’m finally able to get up and close that door I gave it my all and my heart I did pour She cared a lot for me but really not much more (repeat last stanza and fade out)