starbucks cookie tossing
Current mood: bamboozled.


(i typed this whole long blog last night and my computer died, so i'm trying to remember all the brilliant things i said--i may forget some)

so first of all, if anyone was at the Green Hills Starbucks yesterday and saw a guy in workout clothes doubled over in the parking lot....in the rain....trying not to puke......that was me. and i apologize.

what happened was....i woke up and ate some oatmeal, then made some coffee. which i don't really do that much---because i don't drink a ton of caffeine, when i have it, i go kinda crazy. I've mentioned this before---the first 2-4 hours of the coffee leave me in a lazer sharp, fire-juggling focused stupor....typing 200 words a minute while folding laundry with my toes.

this is unfortunately followed by a 2-4 hour period of......the shakes. junky style. i start kinda mumbling half sentences and feel like a jr high kid walking down the hallways of a brand new school full of bullies....like a sheep getting ready for a shearing.....whatever that means


so yesterday i had 2 big cups of coffee after breakfast. then no lunch. then played 4 games of racquetball (the coffee buzz actually helped there--my reflexes were like neo in the matrix at times, leading to an outright pummeling of my opponent. sorry chadly). then, i went upstairs at the gym to pump some iron since i kinda splurged this past weekend and ate a lot of cake and m